Dragonfruit: Wait… it says here you’re like dating Aphrodite. Isn’t she the goddess of beauty and love? Why would you slum with me?

Ares: laughs Don’t sell yourself short there kid. Besides, all us gods like to kick it with Humans sometimes. You fascinate us.

Dragonfruit: Wait… humans without any sort of super power, fascinate the all powerful greek gods with untold power?

Ares: Look, we survive using our power. You humans have no power, yet you get by just fine. How could that not fascinate us?