Apple: So do you uh… visit everyone as much as you visit us?
Artemisia: Apple, I don’t think you should–
Vlad: Oh of course, I just want to make people understand we’re not monsters.
Apple: Right… So you’re not here to eat us or something?
Vlad: Of course not!
Apple: To be honest I am a little curious about the vampire life…
Artemisia: You’re what!?
Vlad: I can show you if you like.