Artemisia: And… as long as we’re confessing things, there’s something I should tell you. I sorta… have this thing I got to do. A big thing. So while you’re cute… and

Apple: Wow this sounds like a break up.

Artemisia: Well no! Not… not exactly. Gods this is hard to explain. I have to save the worlds plants. I know that sounds… strange and you probably think it’s a lie. But I have this power as a plantsim to keep them going. They’re dying and it’s sort of been placed on me to keep that power going by… well having a lot of children. Laughs This all sounds really bad I know. But what I’m saying is… well I don’t want to put that kind of pressure on you. So we can date but… I need to settle down.

Apple: Oh… wow that’s… wow

Apple: Uh… well I kinda lied. The reason I’m sensitive to the sun is… well I’m a Vampire.

Artemisia: Oh!

Apple: Yea… I should have been up front about it I know, but you’re cute and I didn’t want to just blurt out the fact that I drink blood. But I also never expected you to actually say yes to a date.

Artemisia: Cute huh? And Apple, I kinda expected it. When Berry told me about your disappearance. Well it was one of things I suggested to him. I knew some Vampires back in Oreo Springs where I used to live.

Apple: What really? So you don’t… care?

Artemisia: Of course not! Besides it’s not your fault, and you haven’t attacked me. So you’re fine!

Lines of dialog that are between stars are Percy/his kids speaking in his own language. Normally I will type out his language, but for instances where the whole post is that, I’ll have it shown as english.

Percy: 

☆The spaceship takes off, with Frankie riding shotgun! But oh no, the pilot has fallen asleep! She must take over or else they’ll crash!

Frankenberry: 

☆Hehe, zoom!